[ guess who's a little disgruntled today ]

Um.

What was that?

Ugh, I can't believe that even happened! Thank God it's over.

[ thoughtful pause ] Though, I guess it had its perks! Hey, Simmons? Grif? [ now his voice turns a little sing-songy ] I never knew you guys cared! You've really touched my heart!! [ yes, he can go on ]

[ but then-- ] -- ( Read more... )

...And now I'm back.

[Someone sounds his true age again]

So, does anybody want to tell me what's really going on here? Last time I checked, shit like this wasn't possible. You know, I don't exactly pine for the days of my childhood, thanks all the same. And what the hell were you people doing, anyhow? You were going to let kids play with live ( Read more... )

Oh, golly.. this place is really big....

I can't find my moms anywhere, though......

Um. So... this place I guess isn't Earth, is it?

[ pause ]

I really hope there aren't any aliens around....

Alright, I'm sorry, but I have to admit, all the kids are so cute!

Hello sick people ( Read more... )

[ yep. guess who's sick? too bad Donut doesn't believe in being sick ]

H-hey, Simmons? Grif? Are you guys okay? I noticed some people weren't feeling 100% so I--

[ the feed is muffled for a moment ]--so I was making sure you guys weren't sick, too ( Read more... )

I'm guessing there's no such thing as cough medicine here.

.... okay, I think I've changed my mind. Swimming...

Hey, can swimming too much make someone sick?

(simon's junogam is slow to come to life, and the man coughs a few times - a wet thing - before speaking.)So terribly sorry for the turbulence, passengers. Charlie informs me that our rear axle has snapped due to bugs eating at the wood. We will be delayed as Mister Charlatan and the minimen go about casting a new axle and check the remaining parts ( Read more... )

[ there's a lot of flailing noises, followed by a shrill yell ] W-woah!!

H-hey, we're getting changed back already?? But this is awesome! I was just getting the hang of this!

Damn! Why does all the fun stuff have to end so quickly??